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My Little Crony (Miers Comedy Is Too Easy)

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Friday Night Comedy

Tonight after work, I went by the Home Depot (in our neighborhood aka

Homo Depot) to pick up a pot to replant a palm tree for the porch.

Boring. So I find the pot I wanted, some Aztec-y sun-god thing, and

it's heavy! So I'm lugging this thing around because it's the last one

and I don't want someone else scarfing it up while I'm looking for

those little overflow trays that go under the pots, which by the way,

are so last year. It seems the latest thing in catching excess seepage

from your foliage are these giant cork coasters. Yeah, that's what I

thought too. So I bought six. After one lap around the garden

department, struggling with 50 lbs of awkwardly shaped terra cotta, I

decided to put it down before I dropped it. As there was this Jamaican

women eyeing my prized pot, I didn't want to just leave it anywhere,

lest she snag it, so I did the only mature thing: I hid it behind some

bags of fertilizer when she wasn't looking.

The next stop for the evening was the drugstore to pick up some

prescriptions, which by the way, were not ready earlier today as

promised. What a surprise! So I'm patiently waiting with my best blank

expression on as the friendly but undereducated clerk is attempting to

ring up Old Grouchy Gus in front of me, who is getting grouchier by

the moment and smells. Finally, it's my turn and *Eureka* my

prescription is ready! So, being one of those people who can never

just go into the store and leave with what I came for, I decided to

browse around, because there was bound to be something I just had to

have or needed. With my mouthwash, can of cashews (on sale!), and

peanut butter cookies in hand I tried to remember if there was

anything I NEEDED. Nah...let's go. So I paid for my useless crap, rung

up by a way too perky lady up front, slipped out the front door and

hurried home...

Only to realize once I walked in the door was that I forgot to pick up

some detergent for the dishwasher as I noticed the ever growing pile

of dishes in the sink. Yeah, I know, god forbid somebody in this

household washes them by hand! Smart, yet lazy guy that I am decided

that just a tiny bit of laundry detergent and a little bleach would do

the trick instead of getting back into the car and going to the corner

foodmart for some Electrasol. Now any fool knows that regular

soap/detergent is too foamy for a dishwasher. How many times have we

seen Lucy do it? So I added just a teeny, tiny bit and turned it on.

About 5 minutes later, I checked on it and since there wasn't an

avalanche of foam cascading across the kitchen floor, I figured

everything was fine. A little later, I went to pull a spring-fresh

clean glass out of the dishwasher and was treated by the stench of

clammy, hot, and UNCLEAN dishes! I guess there's a reason why you have

to use more than a tablespoon of laundry detergent to clean anything.

I'm sure my physics/science major boyfriend will explain to me why but


Sunday, 24 February 2008

comedy at bubes this friday



Comedy at Bube's this Friday!

If you've had it with the holidays and want to put a final nail in

them, may I suggest that you attend a special comedy show at Bube's

this Friday night (Jan. 4th)?

I'm involved with a radio troupe that is staging two raunchy comedic

readings that spoof the holidays: "It's A Wonderful Christmas Carol"

and "The Friars Club Roast of Santa." The style is Garrison Keillor

meets Howard Stern (how's that for a pitch?) and is for mature

audiences only.

Price is a measly 5 bucks (cheaper than a movie!), payable at the

door. It's being held upstairs in the Alois portion of Bube's. (Go in

the first door on the left at Bube's and go straight up the stairs).

The show starts at 8 P.M.

Hope to see you there!

Thanks!

Mike


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Dante's Divine Comedy inferno Test

Eileen the Episco-fem and ePisco Sours both took this test and I, well

I, I GAVE IN TO THE PEER PRESSURE!!!!

So I took the test, too. It's to Purgatory for me, which is great,

since my mom always told me I was going to Hell on a Roller Coaster!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score

Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very High

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low

Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate

Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low

Level 7 (Violent) Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate


comedy of errors



A comedy of errors

I get to campus and get to my classroom. I check the schedule outside

the classroom and see that they have me scheduled to teach in that

classroom on Tuesdays and Thursdays. This was the first sign that

something was wrong. I look in the window and see students with my

assigned text so I walk in anyway. I go up to the front of the class

and try to log into the computer. Since they changed the class

management software, I wanted to show all the students the new

program. My password doesn't work. I try again. And once more. I check

caps lock. I try an alternate password. No luck.

I wander down the hall to our tech people and all the staff are out. I

leave a note asking them to come to my classroom. As I get back to my

classroom, I notice a bunch of students standing in the hall. Someone

asks which class this is, and I tell them. I say that the schedule is

wrong, and I don't know where the English class is going to be held. I

go back into the classroom and tell the students that this is

Political Science, not English. Seven students leave. As they walk out

the door, I see a man in a suit and tie in the hall. Figuring him to

be the professor of the other class, I go out in the hall right as a

staff member walks up and tries to tell me I'm not supposed to be

teaching today. I tell her, politely, that the schedule on the door is

wrong because I have a class room full of registered students sitting

in there waiting for me, so yes, I am teaching today. She put the

English class in the empty room next to mine, and says we'll sort it

out later, but since the English prof is supposed to teach back to

back classes in my classroom, they will probably switch me to the

other class on Wednesday. That's fine with me.

So I go back in the class, the tech guy shows up and can't figure out

why I can't log in, so he gets his boss, and his boss can't figure it

out either, so the boss guy logs me in as him and I promise to not

send email or look at naughty websites. I finally get to start

teaching. After having another group of students leave when I tell

them this is Political Science, I realize that the air conditioning

doesn't work in my class. And I'm wearing my nice, professional,

I'm-a-grownup clothes. So I'm sweaty. As class progresses, students

keep coming in late, most of them for the other class. So I keep

telling them to go next door. What kind of student shows up half an

hour late the first day of class?

Class itself went well. I have about half freshman, a quarter

non-traditional students, and the other quarter is students filling a

GE requirement. They laughed at my jokes. That's always a good sign.

After class, I went and found the scheduling office and they are

changing me to the other classroom. And then I went and found the tech

people. Apparently, the network people reset the network logons for

all the faculty and students. And didn't tell anyone, including the

support people. That's good planning. So I went to the network people

and got a new logon. And then I went to the copy room.

Oh, the copy room. Isn't there some sort of copier etiquette that says

that if you don't know what the heck you are doing, you will not spend

15 minutes making one copy at a time, pull it out, look to see where

the staple is, change the staple location, make another copy,

repeat... while someone else who needs to make 40 single page,

non-stapled, non-anythingfancy copies waits to use the copier? That's

what I thought. Apparently, I need to write an Emily Post's Guide to

Using the Copier and leave it in the faculty workroom.

And then I came home. I'm sipping my favorite relaxing beverage, root

beer on ice with a straw, and holding my baby, who no longer is

running a fever. Things are looking up.


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This is me prostituting my blog again. I've been putting it off

for a while now, so we'll see if I can get all the sponsors in

here in one fell swoop.

Hmmmmm.....

PRINCESS JILL AND THE WORST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN

by Jill Twiss

Once upon a time, there was a lovely girl named Princess Jill.

Princess Jill was very poor. That's why people always called her

"poor Princess Jill" when they talked about her. That and because

sometimes she had raw sewage flooding her castle but that's

another story.

One day Princess Jill decided that she didn't want to be poor

anymore. Not even a little bit. She wanted to have diamond watches

and ruby diamond rings like all of her rich royal friends. Not

just diamond watches, but maybe platinum clocks and a solid gold

sundial. Yes, that would be nice.

So Princess Jill made a solemn vow to herself. A really big solemn

vow that she would keep for realsies. Princess Jill vowed that she

would Get Rich or Die Tryin. Princess Jill was always vowing

stuff, really. But this time she meant it.

But how to accomplish this great task......

First Princess Jill tried precious metals trading. It didn't,

frankly, work out as well as she'd hoped. Quite possibly because

she had no idea what it was. Also she assumed you had to HAVE some

precious metals in order to trade them. And she was poor and was

in possession of no precious metals at all unless you count tin

foil which she could possibly, with a few lessons, learn to make

into a swan.

Princess Jill was becoming discouraged. Would she never become

rich? Would she die tryin?

Luckily, as she pondered these very questions, Princess Jill was

visited by a fairy. A fairy named Mortgage Refinancing. Wait, you

say, that's a terrible name for a fairy. I know, I know. Let's

just say his friends Twinkle and Peaseblossom used to kick his ass

every day after school and he'd had more than his share of "fairy

wedgies."

In any case Mortgage Refinancing told Princess Jill that he was

going to give her the secret to becoming rich so she could afford

those emerald clocks she'd always wanted.

"The secret to becoming rich is right in your own backyard. Just

click your heels together and say 'There's no place like home.

There's no place like home. There's no place like home.' Then

pretend you broke your ankle and hire a good New York personal

injury attorney and sue the pants off the shoe manufacturers."

And she did. And Princess Jill lived happily ever after.

THE END.

I know, I know. It's rather a terrible story. But I warned you in

the title.

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agreement with Jon Stewart to finance the "Daily Show" host's

production company, Busboy Productions. Inc. in return for a

first-look arrangement for all of the company's television projects,

it was announced today by Doug Herzog, president, COMEDY CENTRAL.

Based in New York City, Busboy Productions will be fronted by Stewart

and "The Daily Show" executive producer Ben Karlin. Richard Korson

will head up development with Chris McShane working with him to

identify talent and projects that the company will develop.

"Jon Stewart is the preeminent voice in comedy today," said Herzog.

"As evidenced by the incredible success of America (The Book), Jon and

Ben have much more than a nightly TV show's worth of comedy in them

and we're incredibly excited about the possibility of making more

television with this exceptionally talented group of artists."

Stewart, considered one of America's top social and comedic voices,

has served as host, writer and executive producer of COMEDY CENTRAL's

"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" since January 1999. Since his

arrival the series has been nominated for 11 Emmy Awards, winning

five, including the last two Emmys for Outstanding Variety, Music or

Comedy Series.

His latest literary endeavor, AMERICA (THE BOOK): A Citizen's Guide to

Democracy Inaction (Warner Books), which was co-written with Karlin

and David Javerbaum along with the writers from "The Daily Show,"

immediately topped The New York Times Best Seller List and stayed

there for 15 consecutive weeks. It was also ranked #1 on the

best-seller lists in The Wall Street Journal, The Los Angeles Times,

USA Today and San Francisco Chronicle and was named "Book of the Year"

for 2004 by Publisher's Weekly.

(more)

Ben Karlin joined "The Daily Show" as head writer in 1999 and has

served as an executive producer for the series since 2003. During his

time with the show he has received four Emmy Awards. In addition,

Karlin and the series were awarded a Peabody Award for its

"razor-sharp coverage of the 2000 presidential campaign." Prior to his

work at "The Daily Show," Karlin was an editor of The Onion, a

satirical weekly newspaper that he joined while still in college at

the University of Wisconsin.

Richard Korson currently serves as the Executive in Charge of

Production for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." He was also the

executive producer for "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" during the

2003-2004 season. Prior to that he was the director of development at

COMEDY CENTRAL where he helped develop "Tough Crowd" along with

"Insomniac with Dave Attell" and Robert Smigel's "TV Funhouse," among

others.

Stewart and Korson are represented by James Dixon of Dixon Talent,

Inc. Stewart's attorney is Tom Hansen of Hansen, Jacobson, Teller.

Karlin is represented by United Talent Agency, 3 Arts Entertainment

and attorney Cliff Gilbert-Lurie.

COMEDY CENTRAL, the only all-comedy network, currently is seen in more

than 86 million homes nationwide. COMEDY CENTRAL is owned by Comedy


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Life at the Comedy Store is like a box of chocolates...

stuffed with a rusty, broken glass center.

Since I quit smoking five months ago this is the only thing keeping me

from burning the building to the ground most mornings. I won't lie to

you, I don't enjoy my job answering phones at the Comedy Store all

that much. I'm supposed to be there every Monday through Friday at 10

am. Most mornings I roll in at least 10 or 15 minutes late. And even

if I leave my house late I still stop at the Starbucks down the street

for coffee and a fruit cup if they have it. Punctuality and a good

performance review are not among my top priorities at my workplace.

If Barton worn this then it would smell like urine, too. Last week I

wrote a blog and made a short movie of Ding Dong Show cast member

Barton Nemer standing in front of my desk in my office and screaming

into the telephone at an imaginary ex-wife. When I came in to work

this morning at 10:20, Juan Carlos, the Comedy Store's building

manager, warned me that there was a homeless guy waiting for me

upstairs. And sure enough when I came up the stairs there was Barton

wearing a dirty and tattered black sport coat, a neon t-shirt and

filthy, urine-stained white painter pants. He was screaming into the

telephone, as is his way. And when I asked him to please leave he told

me to go fuck myself.

Hopefully prosecutors will be able to use my iBook and a couple of

.aiff files on my desktop to put Barton away for good after he stabs

me to death. So, I sat down at my desk, fired up my iBook and recorded

the last couple of minutes of his belligerent tirade. Halfway through

my boss called on the other extension and I explained the situation to

him. Here's a movie clip of what I got to listen to less than 2

minutes after coming into the door at my job.


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Jenny, Juno (Korean comedy movie)

Film Director: Kim Ho-Jun (Kim Ho-Joon)

Cast: Park Min-Ji, Kim Hye-Seong, Kim Ja-Ok

Released: 2005

Genre: Drama, Comedy

Running Time: 163 mins. (approx.)

Audio: Korean

Subtitles: ENGLISH

Distributor: Enter One/Show East

Synopsis:

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Divine Comedy

Here's something I caught on the BMG schedule:

Joby Talbot - Once Around The Sun 23rd May

Music composed throughout 2004 by Classic FM's Composer in Residence,

Joby Talbot, is to be released on CD.

The album, entitled Once Around The Sun, showcases Joby's work

producing one piece each month over one calendar year. Talbot began

writing and performing in the early 90s, joining Neil Hannon in the UK

pop

phenomenon, The Divine Comedy. The successful partnership produced

seven albums for The Divine Comedy, Ute Lemper's critical masterpiece,

Punishing Kiss and a live collaboration with Michael Nyman. This

Summer sees the release of two feature films scored by Talbot,


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jokes and copyright



Jokes and Copyright

Jay Leno, NBC, and others (Rita Rudner, Jimmy Brogan, Diane Nichols,

Sue Pascoe, Kathleen Madigan and Bob Ettinger) against comedy author

Judy Brown and her publishers for the unauthorized publishing

thousands of their jokes in 19 books over 10 years, entitled "The

Funny Pages, Squeaky Clean Comedy, Funny You Should Know That, Getting

Old Is a Joke and Joke Stew. (I wonder about the statute of

limitations defense for the stuff older than three years). Leno is

quoted as saying "I thought it was important to make it clear that

jokes are protected like any other art form.... On behalf of the

tremendous and talented group of writers we have at The Tonight Show

and many other hardworking comedians, I'm very glad we've been able to

stop this practice once and for all."

Brown, issued an apology : "In my books, I have published jokes of Jay

Leno and the other comedians in this lawsuit without their

permission.... I sincerely apologize for doing so. I greatly admire

the creativity, wit and energy of stand-up comedians, and I recognize

that comedy is as much an art form as other types of creative

expression...This is why I am settling this lawsuit by agreeing never

again to publish their jokes without asking their permission to do

so."

While Ms. Brown was made to repent, some of our top comedians are

alleged to have very sticky fingers with their colleagues' materials.

Many articles have been written about Robin Williams. Here is one from

a Feb. 14, 2007 article in Radar, which begins:

Anyone who has ever performed stand-up is familiar with the red light,

the universal signal that warns dawdlers it's time to wrap things up.

In the '80s, comics at the Hollywood Improv came up with a novel use

for the light. When shining steadily, it had the conventional meaning.

But if the bulb began sputtering, it was the comedic equivalent of an

air-raid siren, warning performers to lock up their original material

immediately unless they wanted to lose it to a master thief.

Robin Williams, comedy's most notorious joke rustler, was in the

house.

Though the rap has followed Williams for years, he's not alone. In the

world of stand-up, joke-jackers are as common as exposed brick walls

and liquored-up hecklers--an occupational hazard that eventually robs

every working comic of time-tested material. It's the dirty little

secret of the comedy world, a crime committed at every level--from

amateurs at open mikes to big-name pros on late-night TV. Though

rarely discussed outside the clubby, if sharp-elbowed, comic

community, the subject is the surest way to wipe the grin off a

funnyman's face. Daily Show correspondent Demetri Martin learned the

lesson during his first year on the circuit, when he watched in horror

as a comic brazenly recycled a joke he had told the previous evening.

"I thought, Jeez, this is how it works?" he recalls.

George Lopez accused Mencia of ripping off his act for an HBO special.

"One night, I picked him up and slammed him against the wall," Lopez

told Howard Stern. Unfortunately, it is. While most comics take pride

in performing their own material, many have built lucrative careers on

borrowed bits.

There are numerous others mentioned in the article to including this

rather unusual one out of many about Dane Cook:

Joe Rogan, host of Fear Factor and formerly of The Man Show, says he

experienced this firsthand with a routine he spent months developing

on the topic of tiger fucking. When Rogan saw a friend he'd performed

with many times recycle his bit on Comedy Central after simply

changing the tiger to a rhino, his claws came out.

The friend? Future megastar Dane Cook.

Here is a passage about Dennis Leary

Accusations of comedic skullduggery have also dogged Denis Leary, who

has spent much of his career denying that he borrowed his act

wholesale from Bill Hicks, the edgy, anti-establishment legend who

died of cancer in 1994. Critics have long cited a laundry list of

alleged similarities between Leary's 1993 album No Cure for Cancer and

Hicks's earlier work, from Leary's angry, chain-smoking persona to

specific jokes about tobacco, health nuts, and lame bands. The charges

grew so widespread that they inspired a scathing joke among some of

Hicks's friends that Leary had become famous only because, well,

there's no cure for cancer.

Colleen McGarr, a onetime talent coordinator for the Montreal Comedy

Festival and a close friend of Hicks's was backstage at the fest in

1991 when she first saw Leary perform what seemed to her an

uncomfortably familiar set. "I was aghast," says McGarr, who later

became Hicks's manager and fianc�e. "To me, it was Bill's material

done in a shabby, humorless way, but shocking enough that people would

respond to it."

"I was shocked that [Leary] could still work in Boston," says Rogan,

who claims he has also watched Leary recycle old bits by Ray Romano.

Compendium II of Copyright Office Practices � 420.02 states: "Jokes

and other comedy routines may be registered if they contain at least a

certain minimum amount of original expression in tangible form. Short

quips and slang expressions consisting of no more than short

expressions are not registrable." In other words, jokes are to be

considered under the ordinary originality standard applied to all

other material.

What have the courts held? In Jeff Foxworthy v. Custom Tees, Inc., 879

F. Supp. 1200, 1217-1219 (N.D. Ga. 1995), the court gave very

expansive to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if ..." one-line

jokes, jokes which seem to fit within the final, non-protectible part

of the Compendium, taken individually. The court however, saw things

differently:

Defendants argue that the jokes are not original to plaintiff because

he receives ideas, often in the form of jokes, from others. To support

this assertion, defendants point to the Foreword to plaintiff's book,

Red Ain't Dead, where plaintiff wrote

[N]ot a day goes by that someone doesn't offer me a new example of

`redneckism' ... With the help of my wife and friends, I add several

to the list almost daily. I have collected numerous Redneck Lines from

radio audiences and even from my live show audiences.

... Defendants therefore argue that "plaintiff's work consists of

preexisting `public domain'-[sic] material that was `authored' by many

persons over the years." ...

Plaintiff testified at the hearing in this matter that he does in fact

receive ideas from other sources, but more than 95% of his redneck

joke ideas are original to him. ... More important, plaintiff

testified that, even when he receives an idea from another person, it

is plaintiff who takes the idea and gives it the expression in the

form it appears in his books. In other words, plaintiff testified

unequivocally that he wrote every word in his books, calendars, etc.

Finally, plaintiff testified that he wrote and had the ideas for each

joke appearing on defendants' t-shirts produced at the hearing.

....

In the same way, two entertainers can tell the same joke, but neither

entertainer can use the other's combination of words. This is where

defendants' argument misses the mark. Copyright is concerned with the

originality of the expression, not the subject matter. Plaintiff

repeatedly stated that he uses other people's ideas, but he puts them

in his own words. At the hearing, he explained why:

A joke is [...] a strange thing. And probably to the public, they

never realize this. But I have-with a comic, we all have the same bowl

of words to work with, and the whole trick is to take the smallest

amount of words and put them in the proper order. You know, I've sat

backstage with Jay Leno or Gary Shandling and sometimes for ten or

fifteen minutes argued about a particular one line in a joke, which

word should go where, should you delete this, which word should go to

the end of the joke, and so that's why it changes. I mean, it's to get

the maximum laugh from, you know, the shortest amount of material.

Q. How important is the particular expression of the joke versus the

underlying idea of the joke?

....

A. Well, I mean the idea is key in coming up with the wording. You

need-the idea comes first and then you play with it to get the wording

correct.

Unofficial Trans., at 18-19. Plaintiff clearly established at the

hearing that all of the jokes copied by the defendants were not only

his own ideas, but his own expression. His expression clearly

evidenced a "modicum of intellectual labor," Feist, 499 U.S. at 346,

111 S.Ct. at 1288 (quotation marks and citation omitted), and

defendants clearly copied that expression verbatim. Accordingly,

plaintiff has shown a likelihood of success on the merits of his

copyright claim.

Another case involved the classic humor-grabber, the fart joke, JCW

Investments, Inc. v. Novelty, Inc., 289 F.Supp.2d 1023 (N.D. Ill.

2003), in which the trial court was offended by defendant's

association of such jokes with a specific class of people:

Defendant directs the court's attention to excerpts from Jim Dawson's

Who Cut the Cheese? A Cultural History of the Fart, Ten Speed Press

(1999), as evidence that " `fart jokes' have long been popular `among

the lower classes' and `poor people.' " Assuming arguendo that this

proposition is true, however, does not dictate that it is "standard"

to depict a farting character as having low socioeconomic status.

On appeal to the Seventh Circuit, 483 F.3d 910 (7th Cir. 2007). the

great Judge Diane Wood expressed that court's surprise: "Somewhat to

our surprise, it turns out that there is a niche market for farting

dolls, and it is quite lucrative."

Whether Mr. Leno is blowing hot air with suit, it does seem that the

practices of some other comedians is less respectful of those (still


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n.

a. An essay about pushing depressed people off bridges to lower

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b. Jonathan Swift.

c. This.

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Oracle Pricing "A Comedy of Fractions"

We've had several posts on how advances in chip technology make the

traditional "per-CPU" software pricing model less and less compelling.

Oracle had stuck firm to its "one core = one CPU" policy. They've

relented, but in a way that may create more confusion. Now, each core

will be three quarters of a CPU, leading to the Register article,

Oracle processor core pricing a comedy of fractions.

Highlights from the article, which are really lifted from Oracle's

licensing model, include:

"For the purposes of counting the number of processors that require

licensing, the number of cores in a multi-core chip now shall be

multiplied by a factor of .75," Oracle said. "Previously, each core

was counted as a full processor."

Still paying attention?

"For example, a 4-way, dual core processor server which previously

had a list license fee of $320,000 (4*2 [cores] *$40,000) would now

have a list license fee of $240,000 (0.75 * 8 [cores] *$40,000)."

And it gets even more complicated! A sharp Register reader forwards

this advisory from Oracle's finer print:

"A multicore chip with 11 cores would require a 9 processor license

(11 multiplied by a factor of .75 equals 8.25 which is then rounded

up to the next whole number which is 9)."

Nice.

(Oracle also fails to address Intel's hyperthreading technology and

SMT from others vendors - but we're waiting to hear back on those

matters.)

Oracle will price a one-way server running on a dual-core chip as a

one-way server for its Standard Edition One and Standard Edition

products, which by itself, makes Oracle's per user and per employee

pricing models look pretty attractive.

All of this is difficult enough, before you get to the rounding.

Naturally, low fractions are rounded up.

The real problem is that CPUs and value are at best indirectly

correlated. What does drive the value of a database is an interesting


gci invades university of roc city



GCI invades the University of Roc-city!

On Saturday, February 19 at 8:00pm four members of Geva Comedy Improv

will take the stage in a feat so amazing that you'll be jonsin' for

some dairy.

TIM, JOSIE, PAUL and the 2005 Micetro Champion ADAM will be performing

as the special guest of In Between The Lines (U of R's award winning

improv troupe).

The show will be held in the May Room of Wilson Commons at the

University of Rochester. Tickets are available at the door for $2.


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Dowel rods???What are they?

I take it for granted that everyone knows what dowel rods are. Let me

back up....they are wooden sticks 3 feet long and 1/2 inch in

diameter. Usually painted flat white. They will not glow in the dark,

so you need to sew a sleeve or slip for it if you want to do a song in

blacklight...which by the way we make and offer on our website. It's

amazing how many images that you can do with the dowel rods. We have

many songs with dowel rods on our site. Just ask...we'll help you.

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Easter Tips

Okay...not everyone is thrilled that Easter is coming so this year. I

just seems like you just got done with Christmas dramas and

bam!...Easter is already here. Well, relax...I've done all the work

for you. You don' have to turn the church into Jerusalem again. This

time you can choose something a lot simpler. A good mix of

interpretive sign, dowel rod, song interpretation, monologue will do

just as good. Believe me your Pastor will be elated that his platform

isn't torn up for two months. To get an idea of what I'm talking

about...just visit our site at howitiller.com/easter.htm. If you have

any questions you can email me at howitiller@aol.com or even call me

at 918-760-3561. If you haven't tried any of the above, you have a

great experience to look forward to. If you missed out on Easter this

year. These resources are available all year round and work any

time...not seasonal at all. Drama works any time and more and more

churches are finding that out.

Not sure which direction to go...I still have two weekends open to

come and help. It's all I do...a different city almost every weekend.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Morgan's Wedding Was Awesome

Well, after an incredibly busy December...I arrived home Christmas Eve

and jumped right into the final plans for my daughter's wedding.

Morgan's wedding was a winter wonder land. Artificial snow lined the

aisle and covered the platform. Over sized snow flakes and white sheer

fabric hovered above the bridal party as the couple exchanged vows,

rings and rings. Morgan majoring in Tech Music in college chose music

themes out of Gladiator. There wasn't a traditional song anywhere to

be heard. She was very, very beautiful if I say so myself. If you'd

like a very different wedding...Morgan is the one to hire to organize

your wedding. It was a wedding to remember.

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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Easter Drama Package

Easter comes early this year so don't wait too late to start. Maybe

your Pastor doesn't want to turn the platform into Jerusalem this

year...that's okay, we can help you design an anointed powerful Easter

Sunday through a compilation of dowel rods, sign langauge and

monologues. If you visit our site at www.howitiller.com/Easter.htm,

you'll see a variety of resources that can make that job easier. I'm

also available for a couple weekends in February and one in March if

you'd like for me to come and help. Just let me know. You can reach me

at howitiller@aol.com or by calling 918-760-3561.

Here are a list monologues that work well for Easter:

The Monologues are:

1. The Act - The woman caught in the act of adultery reflects back to

the day when she first met the Lord Jesus. The day she thought would

be her last, became her greatest. 8 minutes. There is a custom sound

track just for this monologue.

2. The Betrayal - Caiaphas reflects back to the moment when he was

visited by Judas and set up the moment when Judas betrayed the Lord

Jesus. Great for Easter or anytime. 9 minute

3. Obvious - There are many monologues about Calvary, but most are

from Mary's or Caiaphas' point of view. This one is from the

perspective of the man who begged for the body of the Lord, Joseph of

Arimethea. This isn't revealed to your audience until the last line.

Powerful stand alone monologue or to compliment a larger production.

5-6 minutes

4. Someday Came Today - This monologue is about the thief at the cross

who reached out to Jesus. We can hypothesize about his past, but what

a miraculous day for someone who didn't deserve it. Christ's love is

wonderfully shown in this event at Calvary. Even though the event is

historical, Howi brings a modern application through the breaking down

of just the one line that Jesus said to the thief. "Today, you will be

with me in Paradise." Never will those words have a fuller and more

relative meaning then when they come alive through this monologue.

5. The Thorns Have a Rose - Reader's theater in rhyme. A wonderful way

to add something moving and emotional to your Easter program. It is

divided in to two sections. The first section depicts the death of

Judas and the second section depicts the death of Christ. With the

right readers, this script can bring the audience to the very foot of

the cross. 2 Readers 6-7 minutes

Here are some DVD ideas:

The DVDs are: o DVD Volume 1 Has "Still Her Little Child" by Ray Boltz

o DVD Volume 2 Has "Redeemer" by Nicole C. Mullins and the popular,

"End of the Beginning" by David Phelps o CODE Indiana 07 Has "Let the


talkin comedy elizabeth mcquern



Time for another Talkin' Comedy! Today we have Elizabeth McQuern.

She's the Editor of the Bastion, which makes her a big deal. She's

also a big time blogger and funny lady in her own right. Here's what

we talked about over email.

Me: How did you get picked to do the Bastion? Where'd they find you?

Elizabeth: It was a long and nerve-wracking process of auditions,

interviews, reference checks, and wining and dining, and then finally

I said "okay, yes, I will do this project," just so they'd quit

bugging me about it.

Me: Why is it called the Bastion? I know there's a castle. I'm stupid.

Help me out.

Elizabeth: Nate is going for an alphabetical flow with the names of

the Apiary Network sites. The LA one, I assume, will start with a "c."

I suggested "Bee-filled Bratwurst," but I guess he wasn't too keen on

that. I don't know the exact thought processes behind the choice of

Bastion, but we think it's really apt because a bastion is a

fortification, and we find ourselves protecting Chicago comedy as much

as promoting.

Me: What bloggers do you keep up with?

Elizabeth: I read a ton of blogs. There are easily over 100 I check in

with regularly - writing blogs, business blogs, comedy blogs,

filmmaking blogs, just funny personal blogs. Before you ask, yes, I

would marry a blog if I could.

Me: How did you meet K-Rock?

Elizabeth: Nate introduced us online. I had actually seen her comedy

blog Five Drink Minimum shortly after I first arrived in Chicago, when

I was just looking around to see what was going on in Chicago comedy.

I read it and I thought "She looks like a cool person who is really

enjoying her life." Turns out I was right.

Me: You do a bunch of other projects too, right?

Elizabeth: Yep. My writing class at Second City just cast our show.

I'm doing short comedy films, working on an essay collection, and

trying to narrow down ideas for a non-fiction book that I want to

start workshopping this winter. I'm also going to be doing a

documentary film and multimedia project this summer with some

partners, but that's kind of hush hush right now.

Me: Whoa. What comedy do you like outside of Chicago?

Elizabeth: Some of my favorite comedians are Zach Galifianakis,

Margaret Cho, Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford, Matt Besser, and Demetri

Martin. And of course the Daily Show/Colbert Report gang. I think Amy

Sedaris is an unhinged genius. My older siblings introduced me to Mel

Brooks, Steve Martin, Saturday Night Live, George Carlin, and the

National Lampoon albums when I was really young. I love weird random

online stuff, and cartoons like Squidbillies and Adult Swim. I'm doing

a little research into old school Chicago comedy - right now I'm

listening to Gilda Radner's "Live From New York." Did you know you

should never tell an alligator

to bite your snatch?

Me: I hadn't heard that. You're a big proponent of new media and

getting yourself Online. What direction do you think Online comedy is

going in?

Elizabeth: Online content in general is supplanting a lot of

traditional media. Wired says TV advertising is dying. All content is

going to be coming through the same tube pretty soon, and there won't

be such a clear distinction between radio, TV, movies, and online

content. Of course there's a lot of crap online, but if the quality is

there, you can build buzz and get attention. Look at Lonely Island,

and Barats and Baretta, and even gimmicky crap like LonelyGirl15. Some

day you Blerds are going to be erecting a monument of gratitude to Rob

Johnson and Jordan Vogt Roberts.

Me: Okay. I like the Bastion because all forms of comedy are on one

site. Am I out of my mind or are the lines blurring with these genres?

Elizabeth: Well, yes, you are out of your mind, and also, yes, the

lines are blurring. As you know from what you're doing with the

Blerds, it's easy and fun to blend stand-up with sketch and improv and

film. I hope we start seeing even more of that. Let's mix it up,

Chicago!

Me: What goals do you have for yourself and for Chicago comedy in

2007?

Elizabeth: I'd love to see more Chicago comedians collaborating on

short film stuff just for fun and as a way to promote, and at least

one of our "most likely to succeed" types signing a big fat deal and

"making it." I'd like to see more crossover with

stand-up/sketch/improv. I also hope we can get more New York comics to

pop over here for a week at a time and do our shows and hang out with

us. Laura Maninno, who produces the Minty Fresh shows in New York, was

here a few weeks ago doing shows, and we told her to come back and

bring friends. As far as my own goals, I'd like to grow my bangs out,

do another triathlon, make more new friends, kiss more cute boys, and

get more writing published. I guess the theme there is "more, more,

more."

Me: When is this goddamned LA version of the Bastion/Apiary going to

start?

Elizabeth: Funny you should ask. Nate says he's found "the guy" out

there and is making preparations to get that going. It's going to be

so awesome. We're going to be a coast-to-coast indie comedy venture,

and then, according to Nate, we're going to "take it to the next

level." I'd tell you what that means, but I don't exactly know.

Outposts on Mars?

Me: How much does the Apiary get involved in what you guys do and how

often do stories overlap?

Elizabeth: Nate was really good about holding our hand as we got

started. I think he fell asleep on his laptop several times while we

were getting everything up and ready.We're pretty self-directed now

(as long as I don't do dumb things like erase the footer template),

but we're in contact with New York all the time. We read each other,

of course, and give heads up on Chicago comics in NY, and vice versa.

We're also hoping he'll come back to town for another beery tour of

Chicago comedy with us. That was a great night.

Me: How often do big time execs call you guys on who to watch?

Elizabeth: It happens. But we always make them buy us the drinks.

Aside from direct contact, though, we look at our referral stats

enough to know that industry and media from both coasts read us

regularly.

Me: Who have you told the big time execs to go watch?

Elizabeth: Everyone but Blerds. Those guys are the unfunniest bunch

ever.

Me: FUCK. Who would win in a fight - you and K-Rock vs. Steve Heisler?

Elizabeth: Probably us, just because of the ratio, and because I have

a suspicion that he's ticklish - but then, he makes us feel a little

insecure because he's print media and we're not, so I don't know. How

much beer is involved in this hypothetical situation?

Me: Lots. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Elizabeth: I want to be a facilitator of creativity and laughter, in

whatever forms that takes. I also want a pony.

Elizabeth McQuern can be found doing stuff in these places.


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seductions in dark walk hard dewey cox



Seductions in the Dark: Jake Kasdan's "Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story"

There really isn't much to say about the sadly inert, new Judd

Apatow-driven comedy, "Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story," an alleged

spoof of that subgenre, the crooner biopic. Not a bad idea but, as

executed here, that's all it is - an idea, unfulfilled.

The title alone is emblematic of the film's desperately infantile

humor - "cox," being the operative word. Cox. Get it? Nudge-nudge.

What can I say? Some critics managed to locate humor in it.

I do, however, have one urgent question that I hope at least one

person out there can answer: What is with the three - count 'em -

three close-up shots of the flacid penis of a faceless, unidentified

day player in the film's hotel orgy sequence? Is Apatow that anxious

to obtain R-ratings for his films? I ask because nothing in this

witless film warrants an R-rating, aside from the poor extra's penis

whose inclusion, incidentally, is wildly gratuitous and which does

nothing to advance what passes for plot here. But I'm happy to report

that penis in question isn't particularly large; in fact, it's

somewhat shorter than the attendant testicles behind it.

But I digress... The main problem with "Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox

Story" is that it isn't remotely funny, followed by the fact that it

recycles ideas and situations from other Apatow comedies from the past

two or three years. If the scene of star John C. Reilly as rebel

country singer Dewey Cox maniacally running around the street in just

a jock strap seems naggingly familiar, that's because Will Ferrell did

approximately the same thing just last year in Adam McKay's far

superior "Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," which Apatow

produced and in which Reilly co-starred. In fact, much of "Walk Hard"

feels like a Will Ferrell reject.

Although Jake Kasdan is nominally listed as the director here,

Apatow's finger prints are all over "Walk Hard." He even managed to

encourage his unofficial mentor Harold Ramis to do a walk-on as a

Hasidic record producer, a bit that's so offensive that even

anti-Semites might be offended.

Current reservations aside, I think Apatow is generally great. His

"Freaks and Geeks" TV series was a minor delight, while his 2005

directorial debut "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" was something of a

heartening revelation - a breezy, in-your-face male-fantasy comedy but

one with a big heart.

Nevertheless, Apatow's attempts to imitate the forumla in subsequent

films - "Knocked Up" (whose smart heroine defied even loose

movie-comedy logic and actually hooked up with a slacker/loser) and

"Superbad" (whose main hero nurtured an out-of-control penis

obsession) - have hinted at an early creative bankruptcy. Regressive

males remain interesting - and droll - for just so long. After that,

the characters become unattractive and their humor desperate and

strained.

The critics who prematurely, and rather hastily, declared Apatow a

comic genius - the latest Golden Boy in Hollywood to have all the

answers for what ails the industry - have done him a disservice. He's

no Preston Struges, as one noted reviewer implied (or, rather,

exaggerated). And he's no Billy Wilder. At least, not yet. But he

could be - if he's willing to move on, evolve.

As for the talented Reilly, between this film and "Criminal," it's

become apparent that he's not ready to carry a film. He's one of

film's top and most reliable character actors/second bananas. Given

the right role and the right opportunity, he might grow into a Star.

But "Walk Hard" doesn't provide that role.

Note in Passing: For what it's worth, "Walk Hard" looks great - thanks

in large part to the contributions of cinematographer Uta Briesewitz,

production designer Jefferson Sage, set decorator Dominic Silvestri

and costume designer Debra McQuire. Actually, it looks too good. Too

slick. Its opulence works against the antic comedy it's attempting.

(Artwork: John C. Reilly, in the title role, and Jenna Fischer duet in

"Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story")

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That's really cool that you got to talk to someone who is a "pro"

and get some advice. I have to agree, I tend to laugh more at

humor that has to do with every day life.


jokers comedy relief for hurricane



Joker's Comedy Relief for Hurricane Victims

Topics: dayton, ohio

Hey you! Yes, you! In Dayton, Ohio! You will want to read this e-mail

I received (okay you can read it if you're not in Dayton, Ohio):

Jokers Comedy Cafe is proud to join 30 clubs across the country in

presenting a comedy benefit show to raise funds for the Red Cross for

the victims of Katrina and Rita.

Pat Kilbane from Mad TV, Vince Morris from Comedy Central, Tom Mabe

(his Terrorizing Telemarketers was written up in People Magazine),

Susanna Lee, Charles Eggerton, Michael Halasz and Geoff Pipoly will be

all donating their performance on Wed, Sept 28th at 8pm.

Tickets are ust $10 and all proceeds will be donated. Please join us

if you can and pass this email on to others who might be willing to

help!

Thanks!

Lisa Grigsby

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In Pictures: This Year's Comedy Winners And Losers

Not So Funny Men

By Dorothy Pomerantz

11.12.07, 6:08 PM ET

Los Angeles -

In a holiday season with few blockbusters, Fred Claus seemed a sure

bet for Warner Bros., Vince Vaughn stars as Santa's no-good older

brother who comes to the North Pole to learn a little something about

family. In the wake of his back-to-back hits, Wedding Crashers and The

Break-Up, Vaughn was paid a reported $20 million for the role. But as

the film opened over the weekend, studio executives faced a Grinchy

third-place finish in the box office derby, raking in just $19.2

million, not even enough to cover Vaughn's salary. Reviews were tepid,

and parents opted to take their children to Jerry Seinfeld's week-old

Bee Movie rather than watching Vaughn party with the elves. Warner

Bros. points out that several other recent holiday films, including

Elf and The Polar Express, opened poorly but went on to become big

money makers.

But there's no denying it's been a bad year for big-budget comedies.

Evan Almighty, staring Steve Carell as a modern-day Noah, was supposed

to be a high-grossing follow-up to megahit Bruce Almighty. Instead,

the $175 million film has earned only $172 million worldwide,

according to Box Office Mojo. Throw in the $25 million cost of

marketing a movie like this, and it remains well in the red. The $40

million film The Heartbreak Kid, for which Ben Stiller earned a

reported $15 million, has grossed a paltry $77 million so far this

year.

In Pictures: This Year's Comedy Winners And Losers

At the same time, bargain-basement comedies with no name stars pulled

in big bucks. Superbad, a $20 million film about two high school boys

trying to get booze for a party, earned $162 million. Knocked Up,

about a lovable loser who impregnates a woman way out of his league,

cost $30 million and earned $216 million.

What those two films have in common is Judd Apatow. Since directing

and writing The 40-Year-Old Virgin in 2005, he has become a studio

darling, putting out cheap, funny films that earn five to seven times

their budgets. Over the next two years, he is producing or writing six

films for Columbia Pictures, Paramount and Universal.

An added pain for studios is that comedies, even ones that do

relatively well domestically, are hard to market overseas. Funny

doesn't always translate. Wild Hogs, the highest-grossing comedy of

the year, with $253 million in worldwide box office revenues, earned

34% of its gross overseas. By contrast, the third Pirates of the

Caribbean movie earned 68% of its $961 million in worldwide box office

revenues overseas.

So will studios continue to pay big names big bucks for movies that

don't add to the bottom line?

"You'll definitely see them rethinking," says Chad Hartigan, a box

office analyst for Exhibitor Relations. "Any time the studios see

something like Apatow's movies making money and something else not

making money, they're going to rethink."

There are already signs that things are changing. Jim Carrey, who

regularly earns upwards of $15 million per comedy, has reportedly

agreed to take no money upfront for his next film, Yes Man, instead

opting for a 36% cut of whatever the film earns after it breaks even.

The move could be seen as an extreme sign of Carrey's faith that the

movie will actually make money, or a shrewd move by the studios to get

the struggling actor for nothing.

And Adam Sandler, whose I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry earned a

respectable $183 million, has jumped on the Apatow bandwagon. He'll

star in the director's 2008 film, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, about

a Mossad agent who fakes his death to become a New York City

hairdresser.

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Kerala Mix-II

Series-II

This is the second in the series on growing social obsessions in

Kerala. Gold and Alcohol are the late entrants into the mallu psyche.

If all others are vices of materialistic nature, there is one virtue

easily to a malayalee. How and why? read on

Comedy: Mallu comedy actors take a bow!. Over 50% of malayalam movie

actors are comedians.

This blog is going to make the Innocents [a funny name for a naughty

comedian], Jayarams [one time mimicry artist turned super star],

Dilip, and Lals [again a mimic turned director] proud. Every malayalee

loves a hearty laugh, whether it comes from the slapstick comic movie

scenes, or double entendre "skits" and "mimics parades". Make no

mistake; mallu's are very particular about good comedy. Ask the all

time favorite comedian of Malayalam cinema "Jagathi Sreekumar"[ His

actual name is Sreekumar, Jagathi is the name of his home town, mallus

have a special affection for place names, but all that in a later

blog]. If you say this is common to all Indian cinemas, Kerala comedy

has more to offer. Keralites love mimicking any TDH, including

themselves. Mimicry artists have a special penchant to mock actors and

politicians. Some superstar actors and politicians admit that some

artists who mimic their mannerisms are better than themselves. A

"mimics parade" [there is no march past, this parade is just a two

hour program when various artists parade before the audience

showcasing their vocal magic and funny histrionics] is a hit be it in

birthday parties to Gulf entertainment shows. There was even a call to

ban mimicing leaders and personalities which never found any takers in

Kerala [Gulf Today, January 14 2004]. Some "mimics videos" [of

Kalabhavan, Cochin variety] will find place with many a blockbuster

Malayalam movie. The Malayalam film industry owes a lot to this comedy

factory, though of late mimicry is loosing the spontaneity and

situational comedy, made a cult classic by Jayaram, Late Sainudeen,

and Harisri Asokan. Probe further, you will find numerous television

shows that rake in TRP ratings by just showing a collage of comedy

scenes from malaylam movies [Asianet Cinemala, Comedy time, Jagapoga].

These shows have TRP ratings at par with the weepy feminine soaps.

Now, to beat the TV soaps loaded with sentiments is no mean

achievement and that shows how popular humor is in mallu land. If you

think director Priyadarsan is a genius, you are wrong. He was one.


break out band



Break Out The Band

Because it's that time of year again! :)

My baby turns three today. And what a long way we've come.

Yes, I feel the urge to introspect today. How my writing has changed

and how I have changed.

And more importantly, where we are headed from here.

Me and my baby, we started out as overly punctuated, in coherent,

strongly opinionated ramblings of a nineteen year old in college. I

was clueless about love and had no idea of how to be tactful. My fuse

was practically non existent and the slightest thing could set me off.

I was not very perceptive of my surroundings and the feelings of

people around me. Plus I was rude to boot.

This blog was a pain. It was filled with the hopes and fears of a

teenager about to step out into the world. Very silly sounding fear

and hopes. Things that now sound very juvenile. Very unimportant.

And the punctuation! I can't believe I wrote like that. What would

Mrs.Rabi (eighth grade English teacher) think?! Too many '.......'.

Reflects incoherence and lack of organization of thought, don't you

think?

And now? What has happened in three years you ask? Well the '...' are

gone for starters. The sentence construction is much better and my

thoughts are organized much more neatly. I still ramble. And rant. And

rave. But every now and then, a glimmer of intelligence shows through,

I hope. And a glint of humor, maybe?

Oh and the best part for you as readers! I've stopped posting

everyday! ;)

Yesterday and today are exceptions of course. After all, it's our

birthday and we are allowed to spoil ourselves.

Me the person has changed too. From times when the only weighty

decision I had to make was whether to eat in the mess or outside, I

have come a long way. I find myself making decisions about my

happiness.

Making decisions that are life changing.

That are scary.

I have become more sensitive to people and their feelings. And I have

become more confident.

Sure, the future scares me. I'm not sure everything will work out. But

I'm willing to take a chance. And I have the confidence that if I fall

I can pick myself up.

Likewise this blog. Maybe my baby will die a quiet death, with no one

the wiser. Maybe she will go out in a blaze of glory mourned by many.

Or maybe she will live on.

But why get morbid?

Happy birthday. Here's to happiness. Yours and mine :)

Reviewed by Just Me at 10:51 AM

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Suchitra said...

Wishing your baby a very happy birthday, and many happy returns

of the day and the moment :)

The ellipises seems to be a teenager's confusion grammmatically

expressed, I have a lot of them on my blog too. Have not

outgrown them, yet !!

2:46 PM

Suchitra said...

*seem

2:47 PM

Just Me said...

@ Suchitra:

Danke :)

I hope the post doesn't make it sound like today's my birthday.

It's actually on the 13th of June. But I never say no to best

wishes ;)

Out-growing our fears? No, that's not possible.

They only change shape. We go from being scared of what's under

the bed to what's coming three years from now :)

4:37 PM

Karthik ,K.N said...

hey u know wht..sorry if i ve told somethin.......

even i had tht initial feelin abt u...infact i suppose...most

people of r class felt tht..but i feel tht u r breakin

shackles......

Mrs Rabi...i met her 1 year ago ...... :)

6:39 PM

Just Me said...

@ Karthik:

Where is Mrs.Rabi now? Lovely lady I shay! :)

11:46 AM

Karthik ,K.N said...

shez with fathima college english prof there

1:24 PM

RustyNeurons said...

Happy Birthday to the blog!!!

1:34 PM

Just Me said...

@ Rusty Neurons:

Danke! :)

1:38 PM

Saltwater Blues said...

congrats ... and keep going.

SwB

11:02 PM

Just Me said...

@ Saltwater Blues:

We's very flattered that you'd give us your best wishes

Merci monsieur! :)

12:09 AM

Princess Stefania said...

Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year, all

rolled into one.

;)

3:25 AM

Just Me said...

@ Princess Stefania:

Many thanks for the wishes Princess!

And Season Greetings too! :)

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time to catch up on comedy fliers



Time to Catch Up on Comedy Fliers


now thats comedy



Now THAT'S Comedy

Scare Tactics, a hidden camera TV show that scares the living shit out

of people for fun, and i mean SCARE ;P and the reactions are

unbelievable

wi7na ga9een 3aleena ib 9adooh

my fav's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXrzQepdY8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlrU-BKk3lM


post wherein stef talks about comedy of



The Post wherein Stef talks about the Comedy of Errors her weekend turned

out to be

or, "How an innocent trip to the Redhawks game went horribly wrong".

Granted, it didn't go horribly wrong until after we got home, but

still and all, it was quite an interesting weekend.

Dean had won an auction at Marc and Amalia's school for a block of

tickets, in a box, no less, so all ten of us in the family, plus

people that work for the medical group that Dean practises with to the

Oklahoma Redhawks game last Saturday night.

We were in a corporate box, where food and snacks and sodas were

provided, and we watched the Redhawks get beat by the Round Rock

Express (the Redhawks left their pitcher in much too long, IMHO, and

he got tired). It was pretty fun, even if Dean, Scott and Marc left in

the third inning to meet up with a group of Boy Scouts to go camping

in Colorado.

Scott got his learners permit, and he has this habit of not smiling in

pictures (he got it from Jeff), and he looks more and more like his

father every year. It's almost scary.

He's also getting a job this summer, so he's one of the throng of

teenagers looking for work, but not until after he gets back from

Colorado next Sunday (Father's Day).

It took us forever to get out of Bricktown after the game, and Daniel

took me, Jeff and Mom home to Mom's house, and he went to Tori's

because she had to go pick up Dean's Yukon from wherever it was

parked. When Daniel got to Tori's, he somehow slammed the car door on

his thumb, and the nail was getting black. Tori didn't think it was

broken, but it hurt like hell.

Daniel ended up calling in to work, explaining that he may have broken

his thumb and was going to have it looked at. Then he went back to my

sister's to get his medical insurance papers. On the way there, he

lost control of his car because his thumb was swollen by this time,

and hit another car.

He eventually got to Tori's and she took him to the emergency room,

where he found out that his thumb was not broken, and that his

insurance only covered injuries suffered at work. The ER doc poked a

small hole in Daniel's thumbnail to let the blood collected behind the

nail drain out (which is why it was so sore and swollen). He was given

a prescription for pain meds, and took one at Tori's and fell asleep.

Meanwhile, I had no way to get back to my apartment, so Mom said I

could borrow the van if I stayed over, then drive back to my apartment

to take a shower, change my clothes (because I was still wearing the

clothes I'd worn to the ball game), and go to school. I have to return

the van this afternoon, and Daniel, hopefully, will take me home this

evening so I can go to school on Tuesday.

I have a test in math, so I have to be there.

So, that was my Comedy of Errors weekend. I should have read my

horrorscope first, ya think?

miss you cowboy

That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

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List #3...Favorite American cities

1. Boston. (obviously)

2. New Orleans. I love your delicious food, your fun bars, your

friendly people with those strange accents, your voodoo shops, and the

way you make me feel like I'm in another country. Get well soon.

3. San Francisco. Beautiful scenery with a funky vibe.

4. Miami. What can I say? I love the nightlife. Electric boogie.

5. San Diego. Sunshine, beaches, and Mexican food, without all the

smog. Stay classy.

6. Chicago. A big, fun, city where there's always something to do. The

best of the Midwest.

7. Philadelphia. Cheesesteaks. Allen Iverson. Bizarre new year's day

parades.

As a corollary, and I do expect to catch some flak for this

(especially from all those Seattle-lovers):

List #4...least favorite American cities

1. Seattle. Crappy weather and expensive coffee? Thanks, but no

thanks.

2. Washington, D.C. I know it's the nation's capital and all, but this

city has no soul.

Posted by eileen at 4:39 PM 4 comments

Deep down inside, I'm a cutthroat capitalist

Although I normally do my best to refrain from waxing politic, those

of you who know me well know that I learn to the left, and the far

left at that. Socialist in theory, democrat in practice. This morning,

those philosophies were questioned when my boss informed me that the

lab just got a substantial increase in funding, and he wanted to use

some of it to supplement the stipends of the three grad students in

the lab. In other words, give us a raise. Too bad that it's prohibited

under departmental regulations. All graduate students earn the set

stipend, and nothing more. I understand that it's in the interest of

fairness and equality, in that students should choose their labs based

on the science, not on the money. But honestly, aren't some grad

students more equal than others?

Posted by eileen at 11:07 AM 0 comments

Stellastarr*

I won tickets from WFNX to see the band Stellastarr* last night at the

Middle East. It was a good show and the fact that it was free made it

even better. The Information, a good local nad opened the show. We

were standing right in front of three FNX djs the whole time, so it

was funny to see people who are normally only heard. Stellastarr*

mostly played stuff from their new album, but did play last year's hit

"My Coco" as their encore. Their set was briefly interrupted when some

drunk buffoon ran onstage and made a beeline for the attractive female

bassist. He was quickly apprehended and tossed out the back door, but

I felt bad for the girl, it must have been pretty unsettling for her.

For those of you in Boston, Cake is playing a free concert at City

Hall Plaza this Saturday, from 5-8PM.

*The asterisk is part of Stellastarr*'s name and does not indicate

anything, but I never fail to look down whenever I see it written.

Lemming.

Posted by eileen at 10:51 AM 1 comments

Gaelic football

Good luck to my sister Eri and her Gaelic football team, Na Fianna,

who will be playing in the National Championships this weekend in

Philadelphia. For the record, Gaelic football is one of the most

insane sports in existence. The ball is like a heavy volleyball, which

you are allowed to punch or dropkick, but not throw or kick it off the

ground. The goal is a soccer goal with football uprights- 3 points if

you get the ball through the bottom part, which is guarded by a

goalkeeper, and and 1 point for dropkicking it through the uprights.

The most confusing part is soloing: when you're moving with the ball,

you can only take five steps, after which you must solo it, either by

dribbling it off the ground (keep in mind that this is like dribbling

a very heavy volleyball off the grass, so it doesn't exactly bounce


best comedy of year



Best Comedy of the Year


jamaicas international comedy festival



Jamaica's International Comedy Festival!

I'm going back to my mother's mother land to perform! If you know

anyone in Kingston who would like to come, please pass the 411 along.

It's gonna be so good it's bad.


out rage us with miss lulu de cruise




divine comedy booklovers live mp3



The Divine Comedy - The Booklovers (Live MP3)

The Booklovers is another song I used to skip when listening to The

Divine Comedy Promenade album. What a fool again. I guess it was

because of the Intro, but on this live version, it is only

instrumental. And I can think of something that get better than that!

A moment of grace.


nymieg member does gotham comedy club



NY:MIEG Member Does Gotham Comedy Club

Janet Arneau, a NY:MIEG member and certified FOBS will be performing

Stand-Up Comedy, Tuesday, October 30th, 8:00pm at Gotham Comedy Club

located at 209 W 23rd St, near 7th Ave.

For reservations call 212-367-9000 say you are coming to see Janet

Arneau and come by for alot of laughing.


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World Aids Day

It's today. Here's a link with data about AIDS in the continent most

affected by the disease, Africa, where in many countries, over a

quarter of the population is infected with HIV.

Posted by eileen at 9:22 AM 0 comments

Red Socks Policy

I work in a laboratory in a research building that is part of a large

medical center, and since I don't have much interaction with the

hospitaly side of things (other than occasionally taking of shortcut

through the hospital and the fact that in every seminar I attend, some

M.D.'s beeper goes of incessantly), I tend to overlook the doctor and

patient aspect of my surroundings. Yesterday, an announcement was

posted describing the new Red Socks Policy. Apparently, patients in

danger of falling are now given red socks, so if you see anyone

walking alone wearing red socks, you should identify yourself as a

medical center employee and either assist them or find a nurse or

doctor. I don't know why, but I find this policy humorous. I'm really

tempted to wear red socks one day and see if anyone offers to assist

me.

Posted by eileen at 8:53 AM 1 comments

Boston sports news

I watched the Celtics play the 76ers last night, and it was a best

case scenario for me- the Celtics won, and I got to see my favorite

player (and the league's leading scorer, take that, Kobe) A.I., score

40 points. Celtic Kendrick Perkins had the best game of his career: 12

points and 19 rebounds.

The Bruins traded Captain Joey Thornton for three players from the San

Jose Sharks. Now that was a dumb idea- the team stinks, they've lost 9

of the past 10 games, and now they're traded away the only player with

name recognition and a fan following. Oh, and I think the NHL should


axis of evile comedy tour



Axis of Evile Comedy Tour

Last night, after watching "Invincible" which almost made me cry with

awesome, I watched the third comedian of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour

on Comedy Central. I think the first two were of Arab-something,

something, but this guy was I believe Persian-American. He was

definitely Persian something.

The first half of his act was really bad, but in like, a way so bad it

was good. He actually did a "Iranians talk like this, but Arabs, they

talk like this" bit. I could not believe this was happening. And black

guys are named Carl, but white guys are named Lenny.

His jokes were less jokes than observations that only Middle

Easterners could relate to, like don't you hate it when your white

friends think you know what's going to happen with oil markets or

don't you hate it when you're out of falafel? What made this

entertaining was how much the audience was loving this. They were

hysterical, absolutely losing their shit, slapping their knees because

damn it could they relate.

But then something happened after the commercial: he got funny. I

don't know why, but all of the sudden he started telling really funny

jokes. I forget the Iranian comedian's name, but he was very good.


comedy central presents



Comedy Central Presents

I got tickets this weekend to see Comedy Central Presents this

weekend, free from On Camera Audiences. The venue was the historic

hudson theater near the heart of Times Square. The comedians were (in

order of hilarity):

1. Robert Kelly

2. Chad Daniels

3. Bonnie McFarlane

4. Dan Cummins

I don't know if it beats the improv show in January, because that was