It's All a Dream
Golf equipment and personal grooming products have a great deal in
common. Golf clubs, lipstick, golf balls, eye liner, mascara, male
pattern baldness remedies, putters, tooth whiteners, wrinkle removers,
wedges, even boob jobs -- are all marketed alike.
The manufacturers sell dreams, not products. Just dreams. Nothing
more.
They try to hoodwink us into believing their new golf clubs will help
us win a club championship or their new eye liner will get us "Mr.
Right."
It's merely an illusion.
If you butcher golf courses with the crummy clubs in the back of your
Chevy pickup, you'll gum-up just as many shots with the clubs in the
slick full color ad.
If you are as bald as a boulder and apply the heavily-advertised
miracle hair restorer with a spatula you have as much chance of
growing curls as soy beans.
If you are uglier than a prune, and guys in a singles bar ignore you
at two in the morning after downing a pail of vodka you will still be
dateless if you apply the new, sexy eyeliner with a roller. You can
prance through a men's prison batting your eyes, wiggling your ass,
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