Kerry Cancels
Senator John Kerry canceled all his public appearances today. It's not
clear if it was because of the controversy over his joke about U.S.
soldiers getting stuck in Iraq, or because Wednesday is the day he
collects his allowance from Teresa.
Kerry Cancels II
Senator John Kerry canceled all his public appearances today. It's not
clear if it was because of the controversy over his joke about U.S.
soldiers getting stuck in Iraq, or because Wednesday is Botox day.
Bush Demand
President Bush says John Kerry should apologize for insulting American
troops with his joke about getting "stuck in Iraq." Senator Kerry says
he will as soon as President Bush apologizes for getting so many of
them killed.
Bush Demand II
President Bush says John Kerry should apologize for insulting American
soldiers with his joke about getting "stuck in Iraq." But most U.S.
troops would rather Kerry apologize for keeping them stuck in Iraq by
not winning the 2004 election.
Top 5 Worst Political Jokes of All Time
5) Border Security
4) Alan Keyes
3) House Ethics Committee
2) Campaign Finance Reform
1) The IRS
Trump Cited
Palm Beach officials have cited Donald Trump for hoisting a large
American flag atop an 80-foot pole at his lavish Mar-a-Lago estate and
club. The city has clear rules against large displays, tall
structures, and men who are overcompensating.
Iran Travel Incentives
Iran will offer cash incentives to travel agencies to encourage
American and other Western tourists to visit the country. The tourism
department will pay agents $10 for every European, $20 for every
American, and $20 million for every disgruntled physicist from Los
Alamos.
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