The "All Valley Tournament" of Comedy
This Wednesday night at 8pm at 50 Mason I'm performing in the
semi-finals of the 50 Mason Comedy Competition, so I need my Bay Area
readers to show up and support me, in case any of the following things
happen:
1. John Kreese instructs one of his Cobra Kai to "show no mercy" and
injure me by peforming an illegal and dirty comedy move, possibly
involving doing hacky jokes about why black people and white people
are so different.
2. Miyagi, my comedy mentor, is forced to exit the tournament because
he doesn't have an official dojo, leaving my guidance in the sole
hands of America's Original Comedy Coach^�, Neil Lieberman. Which
pretty much means I'm fucked.
3. Ally, my spoiled-and-flakey-but-trusted girlfriend, decides to slut
it up with some other comedian, leaving me heartbroken and wondering
why I even bothered going through the trouble of getting my ass kicked
by a bunch of stoned comics dressed as skeletons after the Punchline
Halloween party.
4. After winning the comedy tournament, I decide go to Okinawa with
Miyagi, so he can put his comedy genius father to rest, but then
inadvertently end up having to do battle with a powerful Japanese
comedian in some weird pagoda thingy.
5. I lose my lucky (and faggy) comedy shirt with the Bonsai tree sewn
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