crip comedy

Crip comedy

Thanks for the well-wishes, guys. I have been trying to enjoy some

time off while I am unemployed and looking to remedy that, so I

haven't been on the blog here much. I'm glad I was not forgotten!

Looking for work has largely been a frustrating experience, mainly

because there are few jobs in my field available where I live. Also,

as a social worker, most of the jobs I see require home visits. Even

if I did drive (which I don't), I wouldn't be able to get into most

homes I'd have to visit. So that's out of the question. Even some jobs

that appear to be mainly jobs in an office usually have some home

visits required. I thought I'd work in corrections and totally avoid

this (those people aren't going anywhere!), but there are no openings

right now. I'm finding that it is very difficult to get into a

government job, because of the nepotism (jobs are offered to internal

people first). So...that's where I'm at right now. Financially, I'll

be fine for awhile, so I will just keep looking and enjoying this

vacation. If nothing comes through, I'll go back to school and get my

master's degree. Then I can be unemployed with a masters! Yay!

I was looking on the internets here for something gimp related, and

came across these gimp jokes. Maybe some of you would find them

offensive but this is probably the wrong blog to be at if you have a

thin skin anyway. The source is from a spinal injury peer support

site. Here are some of the best, or worse, or just...ridiculous

(source):

Q: How do cripples make love? A: They rub their crutches together.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? - A: Christopher Walken

Q: What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

A: Park and Ride!

Q. What do you tell a woman in a wheelchair?

A. Nothing, she's already been told.

Not quite the humor of Jimmy on South Park. He's handicapable! x-D

I also like this web comic, Dizabled.