Cut-up Corzine Considers Comedy Club Contract
Just kidding. It's Super Bowl Sunday - we're in a good mood, so we
thought we'd share a little of Jon Corzine's humor with you - article
here - quips below.
"Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer (D-NY) is like
sharing a banana with a monkey," Corzine told the black tie
audience. "Take a little bite of it and he will throw his own feces
at you."
Corzine also skated on thin ice with a joke about the sex life of
Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R-N.C.). Combining references to President
Bush decrying steroid abuse by athletes, in his State of the Union
speech, and Bob Dole's TV ads for Viagra, he said if anyone in that
room was "benefiting from performance-enhancing drugs, it's
Elizabeth Dole."
We'll bet Senators Schumer and Dole got a good laugh out of those
lines. You can tell a lot about a person from their sense of humor
can't you? Well it's been nearly a year since "cut-up" Corzine made
his little jokes - so perhaps all is forgiven. Then again, there is
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