reporters wedding cake full size

Reporters Wedding Cake - FULL SIZE Likeness of Herself

A friend of mine over at the Big Eaters Club sent me a link he found

on CNN with the message "what the fuck." Apparently a reporter in

Texas (of course) had a wedding cake made in her likeness. See the

creepiness below.

I passed on the link to my brother who wisely commented, "I would

never be the groom in that situation, but how could you not go for the

head when you're cutting? Good point, dear brother. (I also must add

my brother would never be the bride in that situation either, not that

he would be a bride...I am saying he wouldn't have a cake made in his

likeness.) Wouldn't the cake start to look like a homicide after a few

servings?

I once got my friend a "Tits Your Birthday" cake that looked like an

Episode of "Law and Order: SVU" once we were done with it. I decided

to get fruit filling which was beyond delicious but super creepy to

see strawberries oozing out of some boobies. I felt like the entire

party should have registered as a collective sex offender.

When I see pictures of women as cakes I realize I am single because of

divine intervention. It would never occur to me to make a cake in my

likeness. But to be fair it would never occur to a lot of people to

pose as a smiley homeless person as I did here.