Thursday, 14 February 2008

2006_03_01_archive



Katrina Video

A new video shows President Bush seemed to be unconcerned and distant

as disaster experts warned him about Hurricane Katrina. The White

House is defending the president, explaining that Mr. Bush thought it

was a briefing about Iraq.

Top 5 Real Reasons President Bush Wasn't Paying Attention to Katrina

Warnings

5) "The Dukes of Hazzard" marathon was playing on Spike TV

4) Dick Cheney was standing nearby... with a shotgun

3) He didn't see how the storm affected gay marriage

2) He really can't concentrate with his favorite teddy bear

1) Why listen? He'd already been re-elected!

Surprise Visit

President Bush made an unannounced visit to Afghanistan Wednesday. It

was either go there or show up in New Orleans... and it was safer for

him in Afghanistan.

India Protests

Tens of thousands of Indians rallied Wednesday in New Delhi to protest

President Bush's visit to the country... mostly because he reminds

them of all the annoying Americans who call them at all hours with

stupid computer questions.

Simpsons vs. Bill of Rights

A new poll shows that more than 50 percent of Americans know more

about "The Simpsons" than their First Amendment rights. Luckily, most

of what is said on "The Simpsons" is a great example of First

Amendment protections.

Cheney Polls

According to a recent poll, Vice President Dick Cheney's approval

rating is down to 18% among American voters. But his approval rating

has soared to 95% among American quail.

Tax Plan

The good news is the Bush administration members of Congress are

hoping to use the roughly $345 billion in unpaid taxes to wipe out the

federal deficit. The bad news is that most of the unpaid taxes are

owed by Halliburton and Enron.

Sexual Harassment

A phone repair worker who is in transition from male to female, says


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