Katrina Video
A new video shows President Bush seemed to be unconcerned and distant
as disaster experts warned him about Hurricane Katrina. The White
House is defending the president, explaining that Mr. Bush thought it
was a briefing about Iraq.
Top 5 Real Reasons President Bush Wasn't Paying Attention to Katrina
Warnings
5) "The Dukes of Hazzard" marathon was playing on Spike TV
4) Dick Cheney was standing nearby... with a shotgun
3) He didn't see how the storm affected gay marriage
2) He really can't concentrate with his favorite teddy bear
1) Why listen? He'd already been re-elected!
Surprise Visit
President Bush made an unannounced visit to Afghanistan Wednesday. It
was either go there or show up in New Orleans... and it was safer for
him in Afghanistan.
India Protests
Tens of thousands of Indians rallied Wednesday in New Delhi to protest
President Bush's visit to the country... mostly because he reminds
them of all the annoying Americans who call them at all hours with
stupid computer questions.
Simpsons vs. Bill of Rights
A new poll shows that more than 50 percent of Americans know more
about "The Simpsons" than their First Amendment rights. Luckily, most
of what is said on "The Simpsons" is a great example of First
Amendment protections.
Cheney Polls
According to a recent poll, Vice President Dick Cheney's approval
rating is down to 18% among American voters. But his approval rating
has soared to 95% among American quail.
Tax Plan
The good news is the Bush administration members of Congress are
hoping to use the roughly $345 billion in unpaid taxes to wipe out the
federal deficit. The bad news is that most of the unpaid taxes are
owed by Halliburton and Enron.
Sexual Harassment
A phone repair worker who is in transition from male to female, says
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